Like the unsharpened edge of a knife, 
these little guys are the perfect way to unenthusiastically tell your loved one
 Happy Effing Birthday.

As you may have been able to pick up, I have a not-so-lady-like swearing habit, so it comes to no surprise that these are a new listing in The Etsy Shop

Ch-ch-ch check it out.


Meghan @ Wishful Thinking said...

I can swear the air blue in a matter of seconds. Fact! Is it a MegHan thing I wonder? Not very ladylike no, but these cards are so badass. Cccheecking it out as we speak!

Bud and Leo said...

hahah cute!